Let's face it, being buried alive sucks. But now it doesn't have to stink. Just make sure that you keep a pack of these mints in the inside pocket of the clothes you've outlined in your will that you wish to be buried in, and you're sure to have the freshest of breath when they dig you up. Oh, and make sure you have your plans for an escape figured out beforehand (there's an interesting coffin described here) -- otherwise, these mints can also double as a last meal (I'm looking at YOU Fortunato!).

Each collectible, 3-inch, coffin-shaped tin contains about one hundred very strong, tiny mints.

PRICE: $2.99

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FULL DISCLAIMER: Okay, so this product is actually these things called "Death Mints". Once you peel off the wrapper, that's what the tin will show. But that's not very Poe, ya'know? Poe talked about death, but it isn't death that is the fun/scary parts of his stories -- it is the before and after parts. If you'd like, we'll include another sticker so that once you peel off the wrapper, you can put a fresh "Premature Burial Mints" sticker on the top of the coffin, just let us know when you order the item. Thanks!